Saint Valentine chose to be beaten over his beliefs. I wonder if his executioners were as hot as we are?!
Come celebrate Valentine’s Day with us and we will make sure you celebrate authentically, bent over and beaten, just like Saint Valentine intended. Remember, we get the roses and you get the thorns 😈🌹

Can we hav a Valentine's date? Couldn't make it on my birthday. I was layed up with a bad back.
I need you to tie me up and sretch my back out
Yes please, mistress!